Married Wives Affairs Clubs?

Now then internet, listen up and listen good!  I am a happily married woman and do not plan on having an affair in the near future.  Should I ever consider having an affair I doubt very much that I would have the forethought to sign up to one of the many hundreds of internet affair clubs that have suddenly sprung up over the t'internet, and of which I'm invited to at least 20 or so daily, I'm really not that organised.

British Mummy Bloggers' Carnival

Don your smallest bikini, steal a milk float and strike up the vuvuzuelas - the British Mummy Bloggers' Carnival is in town!

Actually put down that vuvuzuela I've got a headache and erm... you've not tended your garden down below so go and put some big pants on eh, there's a love.  Whilst your out there why not pop on the kettle or pop the cork from a bottle of wine depending on your tipple of choice, and then come back and read, read, read until your eyes go a bit skewed and you need a lie down.  And give Bernie his bloody milk float back...

I bring you a staggering amount of posts from the world of Mummy (and Daddy) blogging, some funny, some sad. Some informative and some raising very interesting questions. From old stalwarts to newbies and from all corners of the globe.  I know that there is something here for everyone and I hope you all discover some fabulous new blogs to follow.  Cake seems to feature heavily...

So as Ring-Mistress I shall say - "let's crack on!"

BMB Carnival

It's my turn to host the British Mummy Carnival on Tuesday 15th March, so if you would like to contribute then send me a link to your post. There's no theme just so long as it's a recent post and not a review or sponsored post.

Please email your links to veryboredhousewife@gmail.com or alternatively leave a link in the comment box by Sunday 13th March.

In the meantime head over the Dance Without Sleeping to catch the current BMB carnival.

Have a great weekend everyone.

Simple Monday Morning Pleasures

It's not often that anything can raise a smile on a Monday morning, however the sun is shining and I awoke to these little gifts left in my kitchen from my lovely in-laws who arrived last night for a short stay.

Life is good!

Turn The Other Pig's Cheek

I mentioned on twitter the other day that we'd had our first sample of a much eaten delicacy over here—pig's cheeks.  The Spanish love pigs.  I don't mean in the sense that they all have pot-bellied pigs as pets (although actually thinking on—the local baker was apparently once spotted by t'husband walking a piglet around the village on a leash, personally as I didn't see this I'm putting it down to an over-active imagination or the effects of too much booze the night before), but in that they love their pork products.