They told me at school that I wouldn't amount to much, said I set my sights too low, didn't push myself enough. Pah, what do they know....
My debut piece has just appeared in Aiming Low - an online magazine that is right up my street, given that I can swear, write toilet humour and generally be as low brow as I want. Yay!
Go check it out. You may also recognise a couple of other esteemed writers there as well!