For today whilst finally taking Joseph back to school after the long summer holidays I spotted TWO of Joseph's friend's mamas who are quite clearly up the duff. Did they ask my permission to join the club? Couldn't they have waited a couple of months before parading their very obvious bumps around. Hell they have even stolen my 'aren't you big?' crown as both are hardly small in that department.
|"My bump's bigger than yours" - "yeah well you should see my piles"|
How very dare they!
I bet they've had chronic morning sickness as well....
Clearly I am going to have to come up with something pretty spectacular to be the talk of the town again, like give birth in the middle of the playground.