Monday, September 12, 2011

Feeling Rather Indignant

My nose has been pushed out of joint today.  Someone has stolen my thunder.  My centre of attention has been diverted.  Not once, but twice.

For today whilst finally taking Joseph back to school after the long summer holidays I spotted TWO of Joseph's friend's mamas who are quite clearly up the duff.  Did they ask my permission to join the club?  Couldn't they have waited a couple of months before parading their very obvious bumps around. Hell they have even stolen my 'aren't you big?' crown as both are hardly small in that department.

"My bump's bigger than yours" - "yeah well you should see my piles"


How very dare they!

I bet they've had chronic morning sickness as well....

Hmphh!

Clearly I am going to have to come up with something pretty spectacular to be the talk of the town again, like give birth in the middle of the playground.