Me: "OK, sweetie, that sounds like fun"
Boy: "Yes, you can come upsteps when I'm ready"
Me: "OK, shout me when I can come upstairs"
Some
Boy: "Mummy, you can come upsteps to my party now!"
Me: "Erm.... " *thinks to self - WTF!* "Why have you taken all your toys and books off the shelves and piled them into the middle of the room?"
Boy: "For the party, oh it doesn't matter Mummy, go back downsteps!"
Just in case you think it doesn't look that bad, I would like to point out that under all the bigger stuff is a box of dominoes, various lego bricks, jigsaw pieces, the plastic sticks from kerplunk and various other small plastic bits of stuff that need putting back into the relevant boxes.
I am holding off the tears... for the time being.
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