So onwards and upwards (a-hem), today's Spanish delight is phalluses. Or alternatively - Cocks. Cocks in unusually places. You'll often see pictures in Spanish celebrity magazines of Z-list celeb blokes baring their baby makers on nudists beaches nestled alongside an obligatory cellulite shot of some failed pop star, but being the quiet, retiring, prudish girl that I am I was shocked to find them here...
At a local fancy dress shop.
And here...
On the dessert trolley at a local 'All You Can Eat' Chinese Buffet.
And even here...
A biscuit given to Joseph after his school trip to a farm. I did think he wouldn't realise what it was but alas he took the biscuit out of the bag and said 'ooh Papa's willy' and then bit a huge chunk out of it.
Even the plants are at it...
Raggedy old Aloe Vera plant...
has spurned a giant phallus.
Till next time.... Adeu.




