1. Not buying any deodorant in the supermarket because they didn't have your favourite brand has left you, of course, without any deodorant for this morning. Au naturel it is then!
2. Putting on half a stone before getting pregnant really, really isn't a wise move. Put down the magnum!
3. The new Crocs are definitely too big for Joseph, he walks like a sea lion and is unable to run, they will be calling you 'aquesta dona boja Anglès' (that mad English woman) again at School.
4. Granted letting 2 of the 3 bulbs over the bathroom mirror go does hide your spots and wobbly wattle, but it also hides the pair of shoes you left on the floor so you trip and almost go head first down the loo.
5. Not every Spanish phone call should be fobbed off with 'no hablo Español'. Sometimes, every now and again it will be someone who isn't cold calling you for a new ISP. Indeed on occasions it will be a slightly important phone call, you know like where and when to take Joseph for the swimming lessons you've signed him up for...
6. Remember that when leaving the shower with just a towel around you or god forbid, striding around in your under crackers, that there are men working on the roof opposite who now have a ring side seat of your bedroom. Shut the blinds beforehand!
7. Leaving the remnants of a paella dinner in the bin in the kitchen when it's 30º is going to have you retching in the morning.
8. When buying lots of lovely plug plants to put in your newly acquired vegetable patch, it's advisable to plant straight away and not wait until 8 hours later when they've wilted and almost died.
9. Splattering mosquitoes against the bedroom wall is likely to leave a blood stain (yours probably) on the paint work.
10. Sitting around reading and writing blogs is not getting the ironing done. Bugger Off!
