However, even if my unfortunate choice of blog name makes you think that you'll get a glimpse of my wobbly thighs o'er an opaque stocking, it doesn't really give you the green light to start messaging my friends on my facebook page. Even if they do have a pair of black stilettos as their profile picture.
To this end I have changed the name of my blog and facebook page to 'Very Bored in Catalunya' as seemingly the words 'bored' and 'housewife' together are a bit of an invitation to horny men in Derby and Sheffield. Apologies to anyone who's been spammed by someone looking for a 'good time' via my facebook page, hopefully the change of name and better privacy measures will put a stop to it.
So just to re-iterate, I may from time to time talk about tits, underwear and other random lady bits but you will never, ever see a photo of them. Sorry but I am just not that kind of girl. I'm a lady!
If any clever techie out there can tell me how I can painlessly change my url I would be most grateful.
Oh no! What a mistake to make! Fingers crossed the new name stops the little porn hunters!!
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oh dear. dreard to think what they have been asking you for!
ReplyDeleteOh no! Hope the name change shakes them off (as it were).
ReplyDeleteYou are such a wet blanket, get those gadders on and start posing!
ReplyDeleteI know I shouldn't laugh as it's probably been very frustrating (though maybe more frustrating for the eager chaps, hankering after a bit of totty!). They didn't pester me through facebook which is surprising as my latest posts have been about The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas!
ReplyDeleteI know, it's very distressing getting propositioned like that, especially as my FB pic tastefullt omits my size 11 stilettos. Seriously though, if you want trouble try putting 'Charlie' in your url. Some very dodgy hits from people in Colombia...
ReplyDeleteOMG! That's actually quite funny.
ReplyDeleteI think that's hysterical!!!
ReplyDeleteHad a similar problem when I wrote about the Horniman Museum in London. (How does Horniman become Horny Mums though?!)
ReplyDeleteWhat childish posts - this is a serious issue! I've been thinking of setting up a site to advertise my homemade 5-litre-capacity ceramic pitchers, but now I realise 'Huge Jugs.com' might attract the wrong crowd.
ReplyDeleteNotwavingbutironing - have just spat my mint madness options hot choc stuff out at the 'puter! It's hard to see against my new backdrop!
ReplyDeleteLMAO
Oh dear (but also how amusing !) - will make sure I continue to follow
ReplyDeleteHow funny, poor you having to change your name. I was never pestered via FB, but clearly there's a risk hanging out online with your sort ;)
ReplyDeleteYou do realise, VBH, that this post is going to attract even more unwanted attention as googling the words bored housewife, porn, cheese, wobbly thighs, black stilettos, red nylon underwear, whorehouse, charlie, horny mums, horny men and huge jugs is going to take them right here!!!
ReplyDeleteDotterel - would love to see a picture of your size 11 stilettos. I can only imagine the kind of searchers that have stumbled upon you.
ReplyDeleteTrish - you not wrong, could be my most popular post yet.
LOL and eooowwww all at once!
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I almost wet myself reading that! (and no, not in a dirty, soft porn kind of way either) lol
ReplyDeleteAnd you think with your name you have problems - luckily so far I've only had one pervy old man but I am sure many more will come (not literally) out of the woodwork now that you have changed your name!
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Have just been back reading your site with much amusement! Nice to find there is someone else out there who also wants very much to move home to the UK....most of the time when I tell people tbey look at me as though I must be missing a few marbles. 'Wha? Why?' they ask.
ReplyDeleteAnd how funny that you had so much pervy traffic due to your name....mind you, I have just written a post about penis's so who knows who might turn up....
Glad I have found you. xx
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ReplyDeleteGo to your Dashboard, then settings, then the publishing bit - change the URL
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http://www.google.com/support/blogger/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=41812
good luck! (it'a actully easy to do - I did it! so it must be simple)
Hi Nicola *waves*
ReplyDeleteTattooed Mummy - ta ever so, have done it now.
BNM - I'm sure there are plenty of oddballs out there that like Bare Naked Mummies. ;-0
'not 'that' kind of cheese either'? eewwww... ;-)
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If you go into your settings on your blog, it has a place where it shows what your URL is--you can just change it there.
ReplyDeleteThe one downside is that any internal links you've made (linking back to your own posts from the past for example) will then be broken because they will be trying to go to pages that no longer exist...
hope that helps!
I'm not sure who on your blogroll I clicked to arrive here. But it was not the ennui not your marriage status that caused the click, but Catalunya.
ReplyDeleteStill you have to wonder a little bit about what exactly went into google.
However, I've gotten mail from people via FB that are totally unconnected in any way. So I'm a tad suspect of the entire FB concept where security is concerned.
This made laugh so much. I've mentioned you in my discussion post today on BMB - Are You Happy With The Name of Your Blog?. This kicked off that thought really.
ReplyDeleteVery bored housewife - sounds more hardcore to me, really. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI feel slighted by the pervs! I regularly post suggestive titles. Maybe 'Troutie' puts them off......
ReplyDeleteThat's so funny - when I told my 28 year old about starting a blog and gave him the name I had quickly thought up he e mailed me and said 'sounds like a pom site' and I thought 'pom' was a new, hip London word for 'cool'. However, I later ascertained when speaking to him that it had been a typo on his part, and he was warning me that oldermumsarefun sounded like a 'porn' site....I had never thought of it, but he was correct!! I will eventually change my name, but it all seems like too much hard work so I'll just accept any offers that come via facebook for the time being!! Good luck with the new name!
ReplyDeletehilarious. i get all kinds of sickos on my site too, cuz I post about magical breasts and penis envy and other random mommyhood stuff that might be misconstrued when surfing the net. oh well. i like your new name, too! but the old one was cute as well. even if it made the perverts too interested.
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Might aswell be boredofcunnilingus.com, thats what i was searching for and here i am
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